Make the sauce: In a small bowl, whisk mayonnaise, Greek yogurt, ketchup, mustard, pickle brine, and paprika. Add honey if you like a touch of sweetness. Season lightly with salt and pepper.
Chill while you cook the beef.
Season the beef: In a mixing bowl, combine the ground beef with salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, smoked paprika, and Worcestershire sauce. Mix gently to avoid toughening the meat.
Cook the beef: Heat a large skillet over medium-high. Add the seasoned beef and break it up with a spatula.
Cook 6–8 minutes until browned and no longer pink. If there’s excess fat, drain it. Taste and adjust seasoning.
Warm the grains (optional): If you’re using rice, quinoa, or potatoes, warm them so they serve as a cozy base.
You can also keep everything cold for a crisp salad vibe.
Prep the veggies: Chop lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, onion, and pickles. Dice the avocado if using.
Assemble the bowls: Add lettuce to each bowl. If using grains or potatoes, add a scoop.
Top with a generous portion of beef. Sprinkle on shredded cheese so it softens slightly from the heat.
Add toppings: Scatter tomatoes, cucumber, red onion, pickles, and avocado. Drizzle with the sauce.
If you want extra zing, add a splash of pickle brine or hot sauce.
Finish and serve: Garnish with fresh cracked pepper. Serve immediately while the beef is warm and the lettuce is crisp.