Preheat and prep: Heat the oven to 425°F (220°C) or set your air fryer to 400°F (205°C). Line a large baking sheet with parchment and lightly oil it.
Cut the cauliflower: Break the head into even, bite-size florets.
Aim for similar sizes so they cook at the same rate.
Make the dry mix: In a large bowl, whisk cornstarch, flour, garlic powder, onion powder, smoked paprika, salt, and pepper.
Whisk the wet: In a separate bowl, beat the eggs. For a vegan option, whisk non-dairy milk with flaxseed and let thicken for 5 minutes.
Coat the florets: Dip cauliflower in the egg (or flax mix), shake off excess, then toss in the dry mix until well coated. Press gently so the coating adheres.
Arrange and oil: Spread florets on the sheet without crowding.
Drizzle or mist with the neutral oil. This helps get that golden crunch.
Bake or air fry: Bake for 22–28 minutes, flipping halfway, until crisp and browned at the edges. In the air fryer, cook 14–18 minutes, shaking the basket halfway.
Cook in batches if needed.
Cook your base: While the cauliflower crisps, prepare rice or quinoa. Fluff and keep warm.
Mix the bang bang sauce: Stir mayo, sweet chili sauce, sriracha, rice vinegar or lime juice, and honey. Taste and adjust heat and sweetness.
It should be creamy, tangy, and a little sweet.
Prep toppings: Slice cucumber, shred cabbage, julienne carrots, and chop herbs. Toss cabbage with a squeeze of lime and a pinch of salt for extra brightness.
Toss or drizzle: When the cauliflower is hot and crisp, you can either toss it with some sauce for a sticky coating or keep it extra crunchy and drizzle sauce on top after plating.
Assemble the bowls: Add a scoop of rice, pile on the cauliflower, and arrange cucumber, cabbage, and carrots. Spoon over more sauce.
Finish with green onions, cilantro, sesame seeds, and a squeeze of lime.